Can we just chuck the first half of the season out the window? Is there a fan base in the NFC East that would really mind?
The array of mediocre traverses the entire spectrum among the NFL's most volatile division. This is a group that's had four different champions in the past four years, and it's certainly playing up that moniker of parity.
Division leader Dallas has four wins – just two games ahead of cellar-dweller New York at the halfway point of the season. What's the worst predicament?
Cowboys fans will tell you they should probably be 6-2, but you could make an easy argument the team has come painstakingly close to winning all eight games – refer yourself to the total margin of defeat of 14 points.
The Giants, continual contenders in the NFC with two Super Bowls in the last six seasons, plummeted to an 0-6 start – their worst such start to a season in 37 years. The division's middling middle, Philadelphia and Washington, will go the way of their dynamic but injury-riddled quarterbacks.
It has all combined to give the NFC East the worst win total among the NFL's eight divisions – 11-20. That's one win more than the AFC South, which boasts a 10-19 mark thanks to hapless Jacksonville, but it's also one more loss.
Go figure, the league's western half – the AFC and NFC West, which boast four of the best teams in football in Denver, Kansas City, San Francisco and Seattle – are running away with collective records of 22-8 and 20-12, respectively. [embedded_ad]
In those divisions, and in several others, things are beginning to settle. We have a good idea of what's going to happen in four or five of the league's divisions.
But that's not so in the NFC East, where the first half of the season hasn't determined much other than that all four teams are equally flawed.
So what storylines are going to dictate the stretch run and the eventual division champion? I'm glad you asked.
Dallas Cowboys: How well can they weather the injuries?
It sounds like a copout, because there's a lot to be said about the shakiness of the Dallas offense, not to mention late-game coaching decisions in all four Cowboys losses.
But as of Monday, they have lost starting right guard Brian Waters, likely for the year. Starting cornerback Morris Claiborne is also out for at least a handful of games with a bad hamstring. Starting safety Barry Church may also be iffy with a hamstring.
Don't forget to factor those injuries in with the prior ones suffered by starters DeMarco Murray, DeMarcus Ware and Miles Austin and J.J. Wilcox. All four players are expected back soon, but as of yet, we don't know for sure when that will happen.
Don't count on many teams stringing together wins with as many as six or seven starters missing from the lineup. The Cowboys need the bye week to get here, and quickly.
Philadelphia Eagles: What is Michael Vick's status for the last eight games?
Michael Vick tried to give it a go on his injured hamstring last week against New York. It didn't work out quite as well as he'd hoped – he completed 6-of-9 passes for 30 yards and a pick before exiting prior to halftime.
It doesn't look likely he'll be ready for this weekend's trip to Oakland, and that's a problem for the Philadelphia offense, as far as I'm concerned.
Yes, the Eagles romped over winless Tampa Bay with Nick Foles at the helm. But it's becoming increasingly more evident that as Vick goes, so goes the Philly attack.
In the four full games that Vick played before injuring the hamstring in the first game against the Giants, the Philadelphia offense was averaging 458 yards per game. In the three games since the injury, the average has plummeted to 300 yards per game.
Yes, the Eagles' defense is atrocious, and it has cost them opportunities at a better record. But Chip Kelly's offense has not hummed without his starting quarterback behind center. With a bad defense, they'll need a strong offense to earn wins.
They need Vick.
Washington Redskins: Can RG3 rediscover his mojo?
It's a pretty similar situation in D.C. as it is in Philly. The Redskins are an average team with a bad defense. They need a strong performance from their leader and pace-setter of a quarterback if they're going to match last season's division championship.
It seemed like Griffin had turned a corner after a slow start to 2013. He threw for a combined 544 yards in Weeks 6 and 7, and he led the Redskins to a last-minute victory against Chicago.
More notably in that, he rushed for a combined 181 yards in those two games after totaling just 72 yards on the ground in the first month of the season. He was beginning to look comfortable using both of his skillsets.
That all derailed in Sunday's blowout loss to Denver. Griffin managed just seven rushing yards on five attempts, and he completed 50 percent of his passes for just 132 yards. He left the game in the fourth quarter with an apparent knee injury, though he has since been declared OK.
The fact of the matter is that Griffin is slumping across the board in his sophomore season. His completion percentage after seven games is at just 59 percent. He's actually on pace to throw for 1,000 more yards than his 3,200 yards last season, but he already has eight interceptions in seven games, where he threw just five picks his entire rookie campaign.
The running issues are well-documented. Griffin is averaging roughly 34 yards on the ground to this point, and he hasn't found the end zone as a runner yet.
These are the pressures that go with being a No. 2 pick. The Redskins need to win at least six of the last nine games, and they won't do it unless Griffin's play improves.
New York Giants: Can the lines continue to improve?
Sunday's win against Philadelphia was not pretty, but it saw two significant improvements for the Giants.
Firstly, the offensive line won the day. The Giants weren't great running the ball, with just 88 total yards, but they outrushed an Eagles rushing attack that has been tops in the league for most of the year. It also gave Eli Manning time to the make decisions, which allowed him to put together his second-straight interception-free game.
Surprisingly, the Giants are 2-0 in games where Manning hasn't thrown a pick. In their previous six, all losses, he threw 15 balls to the other team.
Secondly, the Giants' defense managed four sacks against the Eagles after notching six combined sacks in the seven previous games. It's a long way to go before anyone believes New York has re-discovered its pass rushing reputation, but it's a start.
No team has ever started 0-6 and reached the playoffs. But in this division, the Giants now just sit two games out of first. If they can keep people away from their quarterback, and keep finding ways to reach opposing quarterbacks, they have a chance.
